Sunday, September 29, 2024

September 30 - October 4

Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.



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October 14 - 18

  Why did the oak tree take a nap? For rest

  • September 23 - 27
      There are only two things I don't eat for breakfast:  Lunch and dinner.
  • Sseptember 2 - 6
      Q:  What did the blades of grass say to the tree at the start of autumn? A:  “Please don’t leaf us again!”