Monday, September 16, 2024

September 16 - 20

 

  • What's the easiest building to lift? 
  • A lighthouse.



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November 18-22

  Why was the Thanksgiving vegetable side dish so expensive? It has 24 carrots.

  • Sseptember 2 - 6
      Q:  What did the blades of grass say to the tree at the start of autumn? A:  “Please don’t leaf us again!”
  • September 23 - 27
      There are only two things I don't eat for breakfast:  Lunch and dinner.