January 20 - 24

  What do you call a slow skier? A SLOPEpoke!

  • September 23 - 27
      There are only two things I don't eat for breakfast:  Lunch and dinner.
  • Sseptember 2 - 6
      Q:  What did the blades of grass say to the tree at the start of autumn? A:  “Please don’t leaf us again!”