Sunday, November 3, 2024

November 4 - 8

 

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because he wanted everyone to think he was a chicken




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November 18-22

  Why was the Thanksgiving vegetable side dish so expensive? It has 24 carrots.

  • Sseptember 2 - 6
      Q:  What did the blades of grass say to the tree at the start of autumn? A:  “Please don’t leaf us again!”
  • September 23 - 27
      There are only two things I don't eat for breakfast:  Lunch and dinner.