September 30 - October 4

Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

September 23 - 27

 

• There are only two things I don't eat for breakfast: 
• Lunch and dinner.

September 16 - 20

 

• What's the easiest building to lift? 
• A lighthouse.

September 9 - 13

 Q: Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

A: The crossing gourd.

Sseptember 2 - 6

 Q: What did the blades of grass say to the tree at the start of autumn?

A: “Please don’t leaf us again!”