Why did the oak tree take a nap?
What's a tree's favorite drink?
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Q: Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
A: The crossing gourd.
Q: What did the blades of grass say to the tree at the start of autumn?
Why does the math book always look sad?
They are full of problems.
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Mathachussets
What did the buffalo say at drop off?
Bison
Why did the oak tree take a nap? For rest